• Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
  • Me: gets in bed
  • Me: how was earth created
  • Me: who made microwaves
  • Me: how does the internet even work
  • Me: I'm hungry
  • Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
  • Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • Me: too wired to sleep.
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    nintendofunclub:

    I accidentally ate the fortune in my fortune cookie.

    thats unfortunate

    It’s actually fortune ate.

    i am so done with this website

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    The most important thing in all human relationships is conversation, but people don’t talk anymore, they don’t sit down to talk and listen. They go to the theater, the cinema, watch television, listen to the radio, read books, but they almost never talk. If we want to change the world, we have to go back to a time when warriors would gather around a fire and tell stories.
    ― Paulo Coelho (via penseesduchoeur)

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